Samer's a Patriots fan. But he's not an idiot, which is probably why you couldn't recognize him.

Every team should have a group of players named after a TV show. From now on I'm calling the Dolphins' offensive line "Two And A Half Men".

Even Berman finds it hard to believe that somebody likes him.

If James Dolan is a genital wart of an owner, would Cablevision be the HPV of cable companies?

That's a terrific impression of a raptor possessed by Al Pacino

Don't worry, I'm over it now. However, I am now in the mood for belaboring a point, so I'm going to diagram why it was unfunny and borderline offensive:

no, you just aren't funny

fuck you and fuck deadspin - do you have any idea how annoying it is to have something as great as this turned into yet another racial jab....and in true deadspin fashion promoted to the top comment?

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

this is deadspin - everything is about race

Cajuns are white. They're descended from French colonists who were pushed out of the Canadian Maritimes. I'm going to assume you mean "creole," but the joke doesn't even make sense then. Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. Just...look, google and Wikipedia are helpful tools.

Oh yeah, almost forgot. This joke misses the mark so bad that as a white man living in the South I am actually sort of offended. You lose one point.

Jesus Christ man did you really write an entire column about how terrible it is to be black wow

just fyi, being followed in a store is not a "black" thing, its a "young person" thing... i am white and get followed all the time in stores, despite having money and dressing i think pretty maturely. and the cab thing? having worked on wall street, i have never seen a man in a suit get turned down by a cab... sure…

This just feels so... out of context.

I just have to take issue with some of the wording here. First of all, you say " there is no longer anything honorable about being black". I just have to take issue with that. A person is honorable if they are an honorable person, it has nothing to do with their skin color, it has to do with who they are. I understand…

smart, or rich, or articulate, or has white friends is considered white. These are all good things, traits of which whites are the sole proprietors.

I think lost in the shuffle here is shitting in someones mouth without permission is simply wrong.

The unfortunate reality in this country is that racial stereotypes have been so widely taught and internalized that we judge people, first and chiefly, by the color of their skin.

Amazing how people blogging from their office can't understand the camaraderie and culture of a football team. Oh wait! No it's not!!!