Tactical, from a "we're both being persecuted, you idiot" perspective.

Good start but still too one-dimensional. I'd like to see an index of players who are highly efficient that are passed to the least. If anything that would highlight where coaching and ball-hogs are bringing teams down.

My Facebook feed tonight (why the hell are there so many Packer fans among lifelong Chicago-area people, anyway? Bandwagon?) was filled with Packer fan comments going from smugness prior to the game to disbelief to pouting and insisting that the game doesn't really count as a Bears win since Rodgers was out. I didn't…

How great is it that this story features a guy whose name translates to Unknown Dick?

"Richie" is a little boy's name. It's about time the guy went by a more mature moniker and just had everyone call him Dick.

I don't mind having two players throw down in the heat of battle but what Emery did was hot garbage and he should get the Shanahammer thrown at him.

I love how you had to qualify it with "most days."

I know one of the worst things you can do as a player is put your hands on a ref, but I'd have had a tough time not shoving that ref out of the way & handling it. I can't imagine those guys having to stand there & watch Holtby get beat like that.

Unless he just hit someone on the numbers and he's trying to turtle, if the guy you're fighting doesn't want to fight, leave him alone. Hotlby sort of attempted to defend himself, so I guess Emery won't be disciplined, but holy shit that was ugly. I hope that next time the Caps play the Flyers, they obliterate them…

I'm all for fighting in hockey. I don't even mind the line brawl. But Holtby obviously didn't want to fight... This is disgusting. Emery should be suspended.

The sad thing is that this is probably going to make Emery the most beloved Flyers goalie in years.

I like how he starts to walk away from the desk, but goes back and picks up his notes as if he remembers there's something on there he doesn't want the others to see.

Mort: Hello, you've reached Mort...

You totally forgot to mention the "concussions = page views" sticky on every monitor in the office. I'm sure there is a bounty for the first person to bake the perfect deadspin casserole: a gif-filled piece about how concussions are under-diagnosed in black players because ESPN is evil.

That's the point. Maybe you'd see that…..if you had any reading comprehension.

Heck yeah. That's all it takes from Tom Ley the shitbag

I came here to say the same thing. Everything on the Gawker family websites seems to somehow be tied to America being racist. That is not to deny that there aren't racists in America, but it is not as prevalent as Gawker would like you to believe. Tony Romo looked like a crybaby, just like Dez Bryant looked like a…

Every shitty article I read on deadspin has one common denominator: they have Tom Ley's name on them. Seriously, why does this fuckface have a job?

Seriously. Every single thing he posts is either about catching someone doing something stupid and making a huge issue out of it or it's finding — or concocting — some injustice enacted upon some non-white person (bonus points for female) by some white person (bonus points for male). If there's one thing he has…

So basically black guy good, white guy bad. The Gawker recipe for page hits. Got it. Next story please