This is all very....different, I suppose. But not funny. And more than anything, resembles a man in the throes of a mental disorder. I don't see how it's beneficial to anyone, anywhere, to stand and point at a human being that is clearly so damaged. Up the empathy.

"That VC stuff is definitely not properly rated. It's the Ryan Reynolds of career paths."

"I can give them some bulls—, and act like I'm a coach or something"

Wait, I thought Tim Lincecum was a major pothead. Did they just start testing for weed? or did I miss something?

It's not Deadspin. They're reporting on reporting. Having said that, if winning was all anyone cared about, Marty Schottenheimer might like a word with the front office in San Diego. And Jimmy Johnson would probably have at least one more Super Bowl ring from the Cowboys. And Tampa may not have beaten Oakland, since…

"Harbaugh looked like a drop of vinegar in the midst of oil."

[redacted] is a fucking moron and will run the pool into the ground along with the rest of his asshole cronies.

This was the first injury of the year to require medical attention, but Jerome Williams hurt himself pretty badly last month by signing with the Astros.

It's almost as if Tom Ley doesn't understand team basketball. The "hockey assist" is the new assist in the NBA with the proliferation of threes as the base of an offensive set.

Exactly. I mean forgetting about advanced metrics even, ball movement is fundamental to any offense. You frequently want to pass to move around try to free up space etc. If your PG isn't passing unless he's getting a credited assist that would mean he's frequently playing hero ball and going iso, which is not what you…

Wait a minute. Isn't this a crowd that largely agrees that traditional stats like assists aren't particularly good? That we miss a lot of value by failing to account for the value-add of non-assist moves and passes? (Indeed, Deadspin had fawning coverage of an advanced stat directed precisely to that issue.) So…

You realize that whites, Hispanics and Asians are put through the same routine, right? And they are all doing it by choice, not by force. And being handsomely rewarded financially.

Aw man, don't go there with that. While at first you may feel clever after writing that, it really doesn't make much sense.

EVERY occupation that I know of has rules, compensation schedules and some sort of behavior guidelines. The pro sports should be no different.

Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

That comment only makes sense if you remove every White, Hispanic, Asian, and other ethnic background from the mix. The draft is the only logical way to divvy up players in a fair manner. If you allow players to simply apply to the team they want to play for (like at a regular job), you create the potential for…

actually, those young men can go work anywhere. They choose to play professional football and make... oh yeah... millions of dollars doing it. Jesus your comment couldn't be more flawed.

Being a black woman I can say that the word shouldn't be used by anybody. Especially from black people, I hate how people try to make its seems the word means homie when black people say it . Then the word all of sudden the word is racist when a non black person says the word. The word is disrespectful in general, you…

Good example of why I think people who say the NBA sucks because the same teams always win and only big markets have a chance to win are idiots. Six different teams have won in the last ten years. Two (LAL/BOS) have no chance at the postseason. Dallas may get squeezed out and have no chance at making a serious run.…

Your translator is indeed wonky. Instead of "I earn it, motherfucker" it should be "I earn it, you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,…