Last night, Tommy Craggs promised Deadspin would be better tomorrow.

This notable Deadspin writer insinuated that white college students on the show "Jeopardy" avoided a subject on African American history because they are racist.

The collective media, or what passes for it these days, cannot get enough of this type of crap. They perpetuate it as ever-present, never getting better and pretty much just white people causing it. Except for Fox News, of course.

I'll take "Deadspin Race Baiting" for $1,000, Alex.

He wants to call himself the Servant? Fucking racist!

So Durant's self-expression should be purged because you believe he is wrapping himself in harmful code words? Why does every representative of a marginalized group need to fight back with a brash and defiant expression, even when it doesn't necessarily fit their individual personality?

Handwringing is handwringing - doesn't matter if you're complaining that an athlete is too selfish or too humble. You're preemptively complaining about a future fucking Lupica piece? This site sucks balls.

Is "Africa" now considered the "A" word?

Also, keep in mind that in 2002 in Utah, it still had a legally-enforceable criminal sodomy (anti-gay) law that wasn't struck down until the following year. Doesn't mean I'm not still proud that the US held the Olympics the year after 9/11.

Shut up. The guys who do the bypasses aren't really ever the same dudes that treat the acute MI's. I'm a doctor, I treat a bunch of cancers, but yet somehow I also KNOW WHO'S IN THE BIG GAME. And I'm not even going to be on TV talking about heart healthy snacks to eat DURING THE BIG GAME.

If he can't prepare enough to learn the two teams playing while doing a Super Bowl related health segment, I'm also not trusting him prepping for my surgery.

Nope. How about, "Sorry Jane, I don't follow football." After that, I'm not sure he could actually pull off the triple bypass. Whether stupid or just an asshole, I'm not letting this guy treat me.

LOL, I love her passive-aggressive "Deennnvvverrr Broncos and SSeeaatttllleeee Seahawks" right there at the end. She's like "I've given you several opportunities to correct yourself."

Well if you go to this guy's waiting room, you'll notice the Sports Illustrated is hyping Patriots vs. Panthers.

If dude has time to go on film this segment, dude has time to figure out who is playing. Meanwhile, you sound like a bigger douchebag trying to throw out some medical lingo and fucking it up. No one has ever committed a myocardial infraction.

Still us, because he's so incredibly confident that the Pats are in it. You must be fun at parties

Would it have given him a Myocardial InFARCtion to have simply said "You know, I'm a big Patriots fan, I wish they were in the Super Bowl this year, but quite honestly, I don't actually know who's in it", or perhaps "unless its my Patriots, I'm not interested"?

Is it possible that he has come from the future where the Patriots are in the Super Bowl and someone named Shukri David can actually exist?

The news anchor should bet him 100k that Brady doesn't pull it off. #MissedOppurtunity