“Man, fuck that guy”

The first trailer was much better. But I’m still here for it. #GoElizabethBanks

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.”

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Lets just all remember that he is a child and likely doesn’t have the perspective to understand how awful this is. And instead blame the scores of adults who still made it happen.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Came here to say this.

On the third hand(? Sure, we’ll go with that), perhaps he’s both from an alternate Earth and a con man. That’d be cool.

“I’m from an alternate dimension!”

Clint is ex-shield. Nick Fury’s secrets have secrets. For the low, low price of 7.95 he can illegally get you coverage for eternity. What a bro.

I’ve really enjoyed the Marvel movies! But give me a movie about the Marvel characters, and not a movie about the ending of certain movies about the Marvel characters, know what I mean?

remember that scene when Ant-Man first tries going back in time, and they accidentally de-age his body?

He ruined the Avengers for a friend he didn’t even say goodbye to or acknowledge before he made his decision. Like, there was no interaction with Bucky at all.

Leonardo Leonardo disappears into dust as Odd Job weeps silently.

Dante: I’m doing it. No, I’m sick of constantly sabotaging myself. For once I’m going to be a man, and I’m going to say yes to Veronica’s proposal, and we’re going to elope tomorrow.

A Tesla what?

You are selling this idea very short.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Wasp, Captain Marvel, or Jessica Jones?

Of course Fallon knows who Lebron James is.