“Man, fuck that guy”

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.”

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Lets just all remember that he is a child and likely doesn’t have the perspective to understand how awful this is. And instead blame the scores of adults who still made it happen.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

I’ve really enjoyed the Marvel movies! But give me a movie about the Marvel characters, and not a movie about the ending of certain movies about the Marvel characters, know what I mean?

Leonardo Leonardo disappears into dust as Odd Job weeps silently.

Dante: I’m doing it. No, I’m sick of constantly sabotaging myself. For once I’m going to be a man, and I’m going to say yes to Veronica’s proposal, and we’re going to elope tomorrow.

A Tesla what?

You are selling this idea very short.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Wasp, Captain Marvel, or Jessica Jones?

Of course Fallon knows who Lebron James is.

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Maybe I’m a heartless bitch but I don’t understand why couples freak out about sitting next to each other. When my boyfriend and I fly, we get to our seats, immediately put on headphones, and close our eyes. I don’t need to be next to him, I spend plenty of time with him in day to day life.

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

Anybody who goes to a sushi restaurant in a landlocked state deserves what they get.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”