What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Reader’s World Rocked When He Learns There Is Japanese College Football

First the pickled okra article, now this. Can we stop posting articles that make me gag?

Her very own, fully fledged Pride parade. Toronto stands ready to help make that happen ;)

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Thanks, I’ll remember that for my next albatross

I apologize for not thoroughly editing my Deadpsin comments.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

♪♪ Living in America ♪♪

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

If you add 911 to the front of the page, he’ll call you back faster.

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

Every time I see his face...

You can tell the truth and still be an asshole.

“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.”
- Creed Bratton
- Michael Scott

Gimme a break! Like you’ve never thought about recruiting for a sex cult.