a perfect representation of what would happen to that one friend you have who says he could hit a major league fastball or take a charge in the NBA paint or whatever dumb shit dumbshit Uncle Ricos always say. the guy saw the ball coming... he made to catch it... he got knocked off his feet. good stuff

But you... you, good sir, truly speak truth to power. You showed em! You did!

Handy suggestion, if not delivered a bit dryly for my liking.

A phone, a pair of headphones, a wallet, and credit cards were stolen. One passport was seized.

I don’t know who’d be worse to work with, Andrus or Beltre. One is a goddamn T-1000 when it comes to relentless pranking (replete with masks when the job calls for it), and the other would be so damn unnerving to even play around with.

Boo! *silently winks and nods head in approval*

I think that should be *who* it modifies the subject, so it should be nominative.

Hey, she's not wearing her bullet necklace! How about that?

This is just 2016 As Fuck!

Compton Girls: Cziggity Czeched, Chziggity Wrecked.

That is not Aït. It's not Aït at all.

1. It pumps me up when I lift.

What do I win?

I’ve lost more after committing to Bordeaux. Get back to me when his wife, his job, and his dignity get caught in a someone's spike on the pitch.

I’ve always said the sixth year pf a decade is the epitome of that decade.

Will the picture of his dick now start attacking the actual, corporeal dicks of his competetors, freeing him from the consequences of such bitch-ass moves to then move on bitch-assier ones?

Sooner fans made Mr. Wilson’s life on campus a living hell after he pressed charges, poor guy.

I solemnly swear that this bullshit is no good.

When asked why he attacksd, Vasquez referred reporters to his walk-up music.

Throw a shoe. When that shoe gets stuck, don't be discouraged. You have two shoes. Never in the history of stuff stuck in trees have both shoes gotten stuck.