Every time.

He knew he’d hit it, and so he should have run. I mean, he’s no Wanderlei, but if he thought he could outrun a police chase, maybe he could have been deluded into thinking he could walk around the blocks until his piss was less hot. Even Wanderlei didn’t just give up his guilt into a cup.
The hubris!

Orange you glad I didn't make a joke about Volunteering to settle the case?

No one expects the Spanish acquisition!

Garth Brooks? Garth Brooks.

Hample did not watch his buddies die face down in the U.S. Cellular Field muck muck so that some fucking kid can...

I’v heard of stolen valor, but valor obtained by elbowing an 8 year old in the face is a new level of despicable.

He gets a whole lot of green and a golden parachute.

He always packed a punch, but his cardio left much to be desired.

*Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

Fuckin white people...

The UFC continues to use Lesnar as a reason to book PPVs like they’re writing for WWE.

He just couldn’t seem to sink his teeth into the action.

Cool, so they’re keeping the rest of the coaching staff? Including Kendall Briles, OC and recruiting machine? So it’s like Grobe gets to come in and play clean show pony, but nothing really has to change. I wonder if Law Professor Ken Starr has to get different seats in the luxury box too...

Sources say Pulido was weak from dehydration, and his punch was not very effective, but the kidnapper really sold the flop.

“Wait, he made his name as a football announcer?”

“What would you say to those who would accuse you of kowtowing to the media, David?”

As an educator who can appreciate a teachable moment and would want to shield my students from felony punishment for such seemingly minor crimes, this all gives me anxiety, but I don’t have a scrip, so I’ll drink.

2 things:

>His father was a mudder.