It’s Paul Feig, you know? I’d follow him into the very fires of Mordor... And the ladies? Funny one and all. But this is shaping up to be something extra special. The sum of this could be greater than all its parts. That says a lot.

I always feel obliged to let it be known when I actually laugh out loud. Just laughed out loud.

“We have given each other

Looks like decades of nutritional science is correct. These two shared the same, I’m assuming high-cholesterol, low-fiber, diets for 56 years, and they die on the same day?
Eat yo veggies.

The notion of kids dying as a result of playing a game was one that most Kansans call, "Out there."

Spear catching.

Look at that, Dewey beat Truman again! Talk about a hot streak...

Bumpy flight, but was it tilt-a-whirl bumpy? He chews chaw like a girl.

Everyone know Fuller wets the bed!

It was posed to him as an imperative: he must protect that house!

Appreciate Texas Tech’s
Near-Miracle, Near-Winner Final Play In Slow Motion (?)

Grip, schmip.

This deserves all the stars.

Good, clean punctuation fun.

Then a universe where Bruce is just a prep school/fratty/playboy billionaire by day who hides his deep depression stemming from not having a higher calling (plus clearly being predisposed to craziness to begin with) by frequenting leather bars as a sub by night. This stuff writes itself.

Do you really think they care at all about using Spidey right and not just getting the rights to use Spidey?

Pflugerville high was where the Friday Night Lights show was shot. The blue P for Dylan Panthers was from Pflugerville helmets.

So dumb... so perfect.

Someone's getting sued over this.

If only the guy had copied and pasted a block of text to which he was replying, making his point, more about mass reception than a complaint, pertinent.