“Jay’s move was brutal—the realtime embodiment of Street Fighter’s ‘Finish him!’”

One movie? I seem to remember a couple of Spiderman movies starring a British guy that had no reason to exist but for the one you mentioned.

Didn’t he admit to smoking weed when on probation? dafuq?

You have to hand it to him, he knows when a parent needs to switch it up.

Should read “sever”; says “severe”. Jussayin

The last guy got this wrong twice.

She was asking for it (a glass of lemonade)!

Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and to shut thr fuck up.

Tennant as Savoy? Fat suit?

“But, see, yeah... There’re new levels of extreme. For sure. Like, that’s a given. But we can really do something here, really say something. Let’s make the cop in this one blonde. Let’s make the criminal brunette. It’ll show how the world has changed. Crime is more extreme. The cop is blonde!”

“I’da made it walk the plank.”

Dynamite Kid!!!

I never thought I'd see a Top 5 that listed Steve "Mongo" McMichael above Ric Flair and, yet, there it is.

Sometimes you win so hard, you have to shout at the devil.

We couldn't wear Calvin Klein T-shirts that read "CK", the British Knights logo, Sacramento or LA Kings jerseys, or anything that just had the NFL logo at my school in Corpus Christi in the mid-90s, each corresponding with Crip Killer, Blood Killer, Latin Kings (and another smaller local gang), and a local set called…

It's a rarefied air Murphy breathes. Only he and Sandler can breathe it. Seth Rogen, so help him, is trying, but very few can reach Jack & Jill summit atop Mount Norbit.

if she were a Peter Venkman-type... Flirty and light and, above all, it being no big deal? That would be awesome

Greater Seattle has flare for underwhelming Americana

The customers of several Seattle area Applebes franchises are going to find something more tasteless on the walls than the 'food' on their plates.

NCAA to NFL: "We'll see you ignoring domestic abuse and those who cover it up and raise you child molestation."