Spear catching.

Look at that, Dewey beat Truman again! Talk about a hot streak...

Bumpy flight, but was it tilt-a-whirl bumpy? He chews chaw like a girl.

Everyone know Fuller wets the bed!

It was posed to him as an imperative: he must protect that house!

Appreciate Texas Tech’s
Near-Miracle, Near-Winner Final Play In Slow Motion (?)

Grip, schmip.

This deserves all the stars.

Good, clean punctuation fun.

Pflugerville high was where the Friday Night Lights show was shot. The blue P for Dylan Panthers was from Pflugerville helmets.

Someone's getting sued over this.

“Jay’s move was brutal—the realtime embodiment of Street Fighter’s ‘Finish him!’”

One movie? I seem to remember a couple of Spiderman movies starring a British guy that had no reason to exist but for the one you mentioned.

Didn’t he admit to smoking weed when on probation? dafuq?

You have to hand it to him, he knows when a parent needs to switch it up.

Should read “sever”; says “severe”. Jussayin

The last guy got this wrong twice.

She was asking for it (a glass of lemonade)!

Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and to shut thr fuck up.

“I’da made it walk the plank.”