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Dynamite Kid!!!

I never thought I'd see a Top 5 that listed Steve "Mongo" McMichael above Ric Flair and, yet, there it is.

Sometimes you win so hard, you have to shout at the devil.

We couldn't wear Calvin Klein T-shirts that read "CK", the British Knights logo, Sacramento or LA Kings jerseys, or anything that just had the NFL logo at my school in Corpus Christi in the mid-90s, each corresponding with Crip Killer, Blood Killer, Latin Kings (and another smaller local gang), and a local set called

It's a rarefied air Murphy breathes. Only he and Sandler can breathe it. Seth Rogen, so help him, is trying, but very few can reach Jack & Jill summit atop Mount Norbit.

Greater Seattle has flare for underwhelming Americana

The customers of several Seattle area Applebes franchises are going to find something more tasteless on the walls than the 'food' on their plates.

NCAA to NFL: "We'll see you ignoring domestic abuse and those who cover it up and raise you child molestation."

Funny enough, 70% of the vandals went home before it was time to smash windows and put sugar in gas tanks. Win/win (Lose/lose)!

Denis Johnson playing a man with a knife in his face in the movie based on his book Jesus' Son.

"If he can't find a good fit[...]" he'lll just wear the pants unbuttoned with a belt.

Thank you so much, sir

You're right, and I'm wrong. But my mom says I'm right, you total pussy cunt. Thanks!

You turn thirty in LA, and you get traded in for a newer model and given the La Jolla beach home as hush money.

A shitty quarterback by any other name still smells like a bust and a 2-day hangover.

That splice is the first thing I saw when I read that paragraph. The administrators in this stupid ordeal, are cunts.

Brett Brown was gracious in the loss, saying his men were out coached and out played.