Well, you said you're 4 years younger than Brendon, and in the article it says he's 43, so…

I wish the story had a little more bite.

Brooklyn Nine Nine is fantastic. Go watch it right now. Seriously, one of the best casts on television.

I've said it before, but the one thing that should be taken from that debacle is that Bill Murray wants to be in a Coen Brothers film, so why hasn't that happened?

No, it's actually a good show.

True story: I once went to the doctor with tonsilitis (it wasn't the first time I'd had it), but because the only symptom I had was a brutal sore throat, they wouldn't prescribe me anything. Instead I was told to take some ibuprofen and drink some Gatorade, because, no shit, it has electrolytes.

The new Hawaii Five O was really bad in that regard as well. One guy uses the phrase, "Bing it," which, I'm pretty sure, is the only time that's ever been said. All the main cast's Chevys (including a dinky Aveo) all handily outpace the other officers in their Crown-Vics. It was bad, is the point I'm making.

My favorite version of that is something I've noticed on Arrow a lot, and it's every time they check something on their Windows tablet, they always have to include a shot of the home screen.

For some reason, I always noticed it on Home Improvement, where it's this well-off family (I don't think financial struggles were ever a plot point on that show) and they are always drinking Cola or Soda. I have no beef with characters drinking a Coke, or even saying, "Hey, grab me a Coke," because that's normal, but…

It's just so pleasant. It's like everybody in the cast and crew just got together and said, "Alright, let's just have fun out there, guys."

A few things you said are problematic, especially the part implying that The Man Who Knew Too Little isn't fantastic.

QUIT COPYING ME!

DENTAL PLAN!

It also had disappointment with an awesome kid-friendly location (terrible chocolate milk bar vs. never getting to the fireworks factory).

The Orange Leaf here once had carrot cake flavored frozen yogurt which quickly became my everything, and then it disappeared.

Nail-ed it.

On the internet?!

Job, Internet

Sort of on topic here, but who else loves SpeakEasy With Paul F. Tompkins?

If the point you're making is that Drunk Girls is a bit tonally inconsistent with the rest of the album, then I can understand where you're coming from. If you're saying Drunk Girls is not a good song, then sir, we are fighting.