Like, this is my thing, I think she's a cool character, who should be given the opportunity to lead her own flick, but it's a good thing that it hasn't happened yet, and won't happen in the near future.

Finally!

Why can't we smoke?

Walk into the club like, "What up? I got a hit song!"

Well ahoy!

I just don't know how to answer this one

Bonnie Tyler, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

It'll be a cold day in Hell…

That's a weird way of putting it, but whatever.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

My girlfriend is 23, so how do you think I feel?

WHAT?! DO THEY EVEN WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THIS MOVIE??

Oh yeah, I didn't mean to imply that I think Davis isn't fantastic.

It's no CCH Pounder, but it's not Oprah, so it's not all bad.

Did your doctor go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

Seems legit.

I don't mean to make light of what is clearly a horrible situation, and I sincerely hope he gets the help he so obviously needs… but what if he's telling the truth?

Indeed, both of those things are things, and this thing has both of those things.

It is, hands down, the catchiest song about child prostitution ever recorded.