All My Friends is probably my favorite song. But, to each their own.

"But you're still the one pool where I'd happily drown"

Also This Is Happening. It doesn't have quite the highs of Sound of Silver, but I find it to be a more consistent album overall.

TUSK!

Right? It's like, if you're going to give us the shaft like that, don't also leave us cogent enough to complain.

My cousin got married on Saturday, so that was a really fun day, despite the hotel where the reception was charging $11 for some of the weakest fucking cocktails I've ever had in my life.

I wouldn't say clamoring, but in an abstract way, I've wanted it to happen, and in a year and a half I'll go see it.

Hey, we're talkin' about pig mud wrestling here. Don't make it weird.

But it's so much fun to call him an asshole!

Except Vaseline.

I noticed that too. Not that I expect logic played much part in what happened there.

Hey, it's not like I'm happy about it.

Almost definitely Black Swan, which was one of the rare times I've been sitting in the theater and had the realization halfway through the film that I was in love with it.

Agreed, give or take 127 Hours, which I liked, but didn't love.

Are Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 bad movies now?

I don't hate The King's Speech by any stretch, but it's nothing revolutionary. And The Social Network wouldn't make my all-time list, but it's definitely bolder and has more to say than The King's Speech.

The latter. That franchise used up its so-bad-it's-goodness with The Last Stand.

My mom's more impressionable than yours, I think. For example: she loved The King's Speech and was flabbergasted when my sister and I suggested that The Social Network was a more worthy choice.

Wouldn't have hurt. Literally. Nothing could make that movie worse.

Probably.