I just like that Disney Jr. has a general manager, like it's a Wal-Mart or something.

I haven't actually watched it in a while, I've meant to and I'm sure I'll notice more of these things, but I doubt I'll care.

You magnificent bastard

I love it too! I understand the issues people have with it, but find them remarkably easy to disregard.

How dare you?

I guess between the over-the-top secrecy and what little else I've seen of him, he's always seems, to me at least, to come across as thinking he's the coolest, smartest guy in the room. That said, I do like him and am actually, dare I say, excited about this. His Star Trek movies proved that he should know how to make…

Honestly that hints at J.J. Abrams having way more of a sense of humor about himself than I ever would have given him credit for.

I don't want to. It hurts.

Yes.

You take a picture, you send it to someone, they look at it, it "disappears."

I do recall it being somewhat prevalent circa 8th or 9th grade, when most humans are at their peak shittiness. I probably said it myself, although I can't specifically recall any instances of doing so (I do know I use to say, "gay" with a bit more abandon).

They've selected a Kinks song before ("Strangers," season 1). I don't think they like to repeat artists like that.

Yeah! Stop doing new things everybody! Do the same thing forever!

I'll see you in Bud Court.

I'm not even sure I know what that means.

A couple times my girlfriend has asked me a question to which I've intended to respond, "Sure," and instead wound up telling her to, "Die."

I watch my girlfriend type on her iPhone and it kind of blows my mind.

I kind of feel like that's a missed opportunity.

You go straight to hell.

I've gotten laughed at because I can't type quite fast enough on an iPhone. But the scales balance out when they try it on my phone and act as though I've just asked them to perform open-heart surgery.