Do we need to start a pool on how many times you're going to use that joke? If so, I got ten bucks on 30.

I swear I killed the dog in Duck Tint once.

As long as I don't have to lift my fingers off the screen like a goddamned animal…

Would one be able to use Swype? Because I ain't buying no stinking iPhone until I can Swype. I love Swype, is the general point I'm trying to make.

Tangent topic: I've discovered a really fun way to be annoying, call it "Coca Cola," instead of "Coke" as often as possible. It's the best.

According to VH1, it was the best song of the Aughts, somehow despite Hey Ya also coming out in that same time period.

That is true, but I guess I also don't necessarily felt that it had to either. Like, I don't think cinema necessarily has to give comeuppance.

I sort of view it as, the movie itself is a character of sorts. Like, it's being told, obviously from Jordan's perspective, so what we end up seeing is probably not the whole truth.

Saw X-Men: Days of Future Past and loved the hell out of it. There's probably a lot of shakiness to the time travel logistics, but, as with all movies that feature it, I am easily ignoring that. Plus, Quicksilver was kind of awesome.

I don't know if you specifically intended for that to be read in H. Jon Benjamin's voice, but it works spectacularly to do so.

I'm so happy that prickly attitude link was what it was. I don't think I could handle Paul Rudd not being just the best.

Those are some mean, green mothers from outer space… and they're bad.

Or the Pixar theory.

I like Tangled. I think it's fun. But Wreck-It Ralph is clearly the best of Disney's recent cinematic output.

There it is.

Kind of sounds like a not-gross Osmosis Jones. I'm okay with that.

Who's playing Surprise?

What?

Now you listen here, Mr. Kickass… Mr. Rub-ber-bur-ner…

"I feel like I'm watching regional theater. Am I in the Cleveland Playhouse?"