"McKinley needs to experience the ultimate."
"You mean, penis-in-vagina?"
"No, dickhead… sex."

I apologize in advance for this:

But you have seen a turtle get down, right?

Not the Simpsons character Milhouse.

I saw Masked Intruder at Wrestlepalooza at First Ave. last year and they were awesome. At one point the green dude popped his shirt off and hopped in the ring and kicked some dude's ass. Yes, it was fun.

Kevin?

Now's my chance!

I must say, you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty.

GABE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Well, now that you've told us all a little bit about yourself, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance? Is it real easy to do?

Was he limping to the side like his legs was broken?

"I was hating Jews before it was cool." - Hipstler

If your ass begins to cry, please consult a physician.

Do you know why you thought John Carter was really good? Because John Carter is really good.

I love the idea of Air Force Two.

It's kind of a double-edged sword for a movie like that, you kind of have to spoil it for people to even really know what to expect. Although the flip side of that is they could have presented it as straight horror and let everyone go in blind, that would've been kind of awesome.

Shh.

Water, my ass! Get this dude some Pepto Bismol!

Pop punk doesn't need defending. Shitty emo bands masquerading as pop punk bands just need to stop being recommended. About two months ago I went to Wrestlepalooza at First Ave. and saw the band Lipstick Homicide. Now they are an unabashed pop-punk band worth recommending.
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Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra… possibly while high… Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction!