“despite the fact that Khalifa performed in but a handful of films, despite the fact that she says she was in the industry for “three or four” short months”

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

unfortunately if we stopped using things from companies who do bad things is that we would be naked, homeless, starving, diseased, and bored

Given how this series is just a guide to bad parenting, this type of amazing wisdom shines like Sirius A.

Even if the 99 lives cheat code worked for WASH QB’s, they would still have to sign someone off the scrap heap in December.

Father of the year.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

This ad legit confused me for a second...

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

The Rolling Stones are playing there next month so I had to find a hotel to stay near the stadium. The options are endlessly depressing. It’s one giant city full of corporate housing.

I know I am getting old when I cringe so fucking hard at the total lack of helmets. Ugh.

I could totally do that ... if I was just a couple years younger ... and in better shape ... and had any kind of coordination whatsoever ... and knew how to skate.

I was so stoked for her goal. The penalty was absolutely the right call, but a team this good deserved to win with a goal in the run of play rather than a defender making a mistake that didn’t even deny a scoring chance. The perfect cap to the tournament.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Did it ever occur to you that they climbed and Emotional Mount Everest? Perhaps, they finally were coming to terms with a childhood trauma or deep dark family secret. YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR STORY!

Canadians reserve their celebrations for player injuries, after all. 

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

yep, the longtime season ticket holders who lived through the post Run TMC years (with the “We Believe” year being a blip on otherwise a dismal stretch) have been priced out by the tech bros who don’t care about basketball, they just go because it’s the cool thing to do and to be seen. Now they’re just being abandoned…

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.