This is the correct take on fandom and sports drafts.

I love this wonderfully self-aware comment.

I suspect that the draft is like democracy, in Churchill’s formulation: a terrible system that’s superior to all the alternatives. In most industries, competition is what separates good businesses from bad and results in better products. In the NBA, NFL, and MLB, competition *is* the product, and you need…

As a lifelong Knicks fan let me proclaim that any team that’s owned by James Dolan doesn’t deserve shit. He’s the freaking darkness reaching out for more darkness. He’s Nixon’s paranoia combined with Trump’s incompetence. They don’t deserve any good young player because they would, based on recent history, stunt that…

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

stop it marvin

Eddie Lacy. No doubt in my mind.

performed a “review and scrub”

At the UtahhJazzHands performance review in 2019, a disgruntled worker walked into his 15-minute interview with a team and, to his surprise, was handed a stack of papers as thick as a novel. He flipped through the heavy pile, expecting to see PowerPoint slides for some presentation. Instead, each page was full of old…

I find UNTUCKITs success very confusing. I’m not their demo (I’m a man but I like clothes and can dress myself).

Bryce Harper is a self absorbed asshole, huh? I can’t say I saw that one coming.

Remember that you had at least one person you associate with try to explain to you why Avenatti would TOTALLY work as a liberal answer to Trump within the last year

And while they are now totally right that he is a liberal Trump, it’s not in the way they hoped and ho-lee shit maybe we need to re-examine voting as an…

That actually makes it even funnier. 

Low Post Malone?

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

So by the time this guy was 25, he had been married, was a D-1 basketball assistant coach and then a head coach, had an affair with one of his players, got that player pregnant, resigned from his head coaching job and then got divorced?

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

There are plenty of other really solid reasons to hate the Sixers outside of the cynical and embarrassing Process era:

I'm still of the opinion that the Knicks will win the lottery, get the number 1 pick, and then trade it to Golden State in exchange for Draymond Green, because they are that stupid.