I didn’t crunch the numbers, but wasn’t the chance of the kicker missing a 41-yard field goal comparable to the chance of fumbling the football in one last offensive play?

For all the things to criticize Snyder for, replacing grass with artificial turf is not one of them. Playing on artificial turf results in more injuries than does natural grass. Grass is always preferred if it is a possibility.

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

Welcome to the working world.

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

They no longer go out and party the night before on Gronk’s boat, so I think they are good from now on.

This is probably due to me not attending a university with any atheltics, but when pro players remember shit from college it always seems extremely petty. Thinking of Bosa stewing for 2 years over a college players pre-game actions against a university that didn’t pay him anything for his time is just wild to me.

that basically gifts them a guaranteed six victories annually.

Or my age and watching their kids play.

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

It’s like the time they accidentally banned A.J. Mccarron from the stadium because they can’t do paperwork.

“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

The Super Bowl was so boring that people at the party didn't even stop talking through the commercials. The hosts had locked away their kittens but let them out at halftime to entertain us because the game sure wasn't getting the job done. 

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

I was reading about some porn performer who apparently had some name recognition, and her entire “career” in the industry took place over a single weekend.

right, one assumed if she was willing to work now after she’s blown up, she could command much more than those 12 films.

Ditto