This just makes their eventual World Series loss all the more delicious.

“Per capita” means per person, so if men have more total accidents, it would be more accurate to say proportionally or pro rata when comparing men and women as to miles driven and accidents over the equivalent number of miles. But your analysis appears correct as far as it goes.

Allow me to continue:

Same here. I’m a woman and I took my driving test in 18 inches of snow. Passed it no problem, including the parallel parking. Never had an accident in snow/bad weather in 20+ years of northern winters. Driving a 4-door Pontiac hatchback without 4WD.

I hope he does shut it down for the headline

The trick is comparing accidents per mile driven. Men have more accidents than women do overall, but men also drive 50% more miles per year than women. So per capita, women have more crashes.

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

Yeah we went to Nats games with my daughter when she was an infant. It would have been literally impossible to do that without a diaper bag.

BUZZARDS, VULTURES, SCAVENGERS, THINGS OF THAT NATURE.

Did you just draft analyze a Turkey Vulture? 

“Let me first state that I have nothing but the most respect for the avian community and its members. They’ve done much over history to combat the locust menace and for that I am grateful.

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor. 

I also called him “Fag,” but that’s only because he’s long and thin like a British cigarette, don’tcha know.

When did Cam Newton get married?

Nothing says “I care more about money than I do about being good” than signing with the Jets.

to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me

Vikings are usually more boat guys anyhow.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

Does Zidane really want to butt his head into this?