Baserunner was going full speed when the catcher jumped into his path at the last second. Was the runner supposed to spread eagle his arms rather than lower his shoulder and spread Eagle?

Counterpoint: what the hell was the catcher doing?

I live in NYC and it’s never even occurred to me to go to MetLife Stadium for an actual game. I’m more likely to do an Iron Man Triathlon.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

He’s still not over Goose.

Teen: Is there anything more embarrassing than being seen at a Padres game with your mom and dad?

However, the rest of the team has been traded to the Yankees for Aaron Judge’s wrist brace. 

Look, I’m gonna be honest with you. Considering that it’s been through so many owners in such a short period of time, I’m suspecting that some work will need to be done. I’m looking for a project, not a basket case. With that in mind, I feel I’m not out of line in offering you *checks glove box*, 13 crumpled dollars,…

This is the Cleveland Browns. Why is this entry so long? Until they prove otherwise, the entry for the Browns should read:

I am salivating at the possibility that the Rams are stupid enough to pay a WR that has put up decent numbers playing with all-time QBs but not the best defensive lineman in professional football.

Louisville says, “What are we, chopped liver?”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a school with so many people that are terrible at understanding the concept of negative PR and looking like dumbasses.

This is easily the 16th or 17th most disappointing thing I’ve read about Michigan State this summer.

I’m Central Florida material.

Top 3? Lol. God no. I guess it sure pays to play in NY (even if it’s for a shitbag franchise), cause a boatload of people will always remember you as better than you actually were. Revis is no doubt Top 20, but there are about 14-15 others that should come before #3 on your list. 

The most dominant NFL player I have ever seen was Deion Sanders. Specifically, when he was on the 49ers and he -- as a corner -- completely shut down the Dallas Cowboys in the NFC championship game. 

Given the old Lakers were called Showtime, this group looks to top out at Starz.

This list does not include Champ Bailey and is therefore incorrect.

LeBron’s trying to push LaVar out of the basketball reality show market with a larger cast of actual NBA-ish talent.

Where does Darrell Green fit in the Pantheon of corners? IIRC, he was still getting it done in his 40's.