Is this Hamilton Nolan’s burner account?

You want Kroenke to go from being worth $8.3 billion to $8.28 billion simply for the sake of having a more competitive team? You’re a goddamn communist.

What sloppy police work.

This story gets shadier and shadier.

What a monster considering how many hands were reduced to heads-up with marginal cards. A 3-way pot with A-A, K-K and K-K to determine the final table is insanity. 

I don’t understand what other reason there would be to publish a 27 year old article about a woman who seems to have left at least the public side of show business behind.

Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

Who vets op-eds for major newspapers? I often feel like the point of them is the print version of clickbait - intentionally inflammatory shit to get people talking.

It’s hard to go against the Laker bros, but it might be better in reverse, so lost points there.  Good luck, Burke.

Laker Bros all day. Though the mascot-lowering is an all-timer.

Runaway golf cart will always be the best. Way to botch your last post.

Interested in the 5,128 gifs version of this post.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

He’s one of those players that I look at on the Celtics and am unshakably convinced is very good. When pressed to explain, I can’t. Further, I have no idea if his inexplicable goodness would translate to another team.

Yeah, it’s “Go to Joe Rogan and he’ll give you an edible.”.

I don’t know exactly why Marcus Smart is really good but I also know Marcus Smart is really good. It’s confusing, I know. But he’s definitely worth more than a one-year $6 million deal. 

Usually it’s just Dana White telling whatever microphone is closest that the fighter is being a pussy. 

This guy was the most Utah Jazz player in the world a solid 2 years before they even drafted him

England

“Let me just get in a Trump/MAGA comment on this completely unrelated topic.”