How do you suppose they get in/out of the cave?

I think about it all the time. And it still gives me the “angry tickles.” Just makes me furious. And rock hard. And confused. But my wife, who I lovingly call “Mother”, says I’m getting better.

Because they were supposed to be the fun, sexy darkhorse team and they ended up just being sexy.

You rang?

With all the excuses, this guy is more like BLAMEis Winston.

Pretty sure one game is for not using the NFLPA’s official ride sharing partner.

If only there was a player with comparable skills available on the free agent market that the team could sign in his place.

I love it.

Man, they didn’t have the shot of the bullpen guys having to run a half marathon from the outfield just to appear like they are interested, that’s my favorite.  

Uh-oh, Sergio...

The cheating crybabies who take those laughable dives have earned all the ridicule that can possibly be heaped upon them, and more.

When people interrupt me, I stop talking. I just... stop. I let them say their thing, and then I don’t pick up where I was. I let them linger in the silence that they caused. It might be passive aggressive but it feels so good. 

Football is made to be watched on TV. Every other sport is far better in person, but being at a football stadium just makes you realize how little action there actually is over the course of three hours.

Intentionally hurting your draft rating in an attempt to get drafted between 15 and 20 is a surefire way to get the Kings to draft you at 2. Hell, they may even trade up to get him.

This is what happens when you let women drive.

Did Qatar buy Brazil or something?

If there’s anything I’ve learned from working in politics and government for the past 20 years, it’s that zero tolerance policies rarely exist in everyday work life. Just because HR says there’s zero tolerance doesn’t mean there actually is, and I can assure you no HR office makes it a priority to find out.

Maybe Restoring Hope just came to the conclusion that life is meaningless and winning wouldn’t bring him any joy; but coming in last would greatly dishonor the weird little person who rides and kicks him, like he’s somehow the dominant species. Horse enthusiasts are the worst

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Nick Young: NBA Champion.