Saturday’s game against TCU is the last of the regular season.

I haven’t seen a basketball player freak out from someone swallowing a frog since Brent Barry.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but(t):

I’m trying to think who Gronk would’ve voted for.

This dude PAID $150 to get to an open gym tryout on the off chance somebody of import would notice him 3 years ago because he had a kid to feed. I mean, wow.

And they’re both managed to find ways to get into teen locker rooms.

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,” said parent Kevin Stockwell. “You know most 13 year old’s [sic] are starting to get facial hair. This gentleman had facial hair and had arm tattoos.”

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Great. The only other detective in that division is Mark Fuhrman.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Same. I’ll call a dark green car “black” or not see a bunch of red ladybugs on a patch of grass. But being red-green colorblind doesn’t affect my ability to see Pink, blue, yellow etc. That is not how it works at all.

I hate the fact that I’m saying this... but the colorblind thing isn’t a gotcha. I tell people I’m colorblind all the time... and I am red green colorblind... meaning I can’t see various shades of purple, blue, green, gray.... but I can see pink no problem. I assume that’s what he meant.

I’d much rather have one dead person than my face being slashed or the potential of me ending up dead.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

I tweeted last night, “I wonder when the Dolphins are going to realize that Tannehill is a good backup QB”

I don’t think those two highlights by themselves are all that damning, but on the other hand, I never once expected Tannehill to be any good.

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

Right off the bat this morning were on this shit again?