Cosmic sturgeonery?

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

They don’t call you Jim the Cathedral Builder, do they?

We don’t require damage for there to be a crime. DWI is criminal if you’re caught, you don’t have to hit anyone to go to jail for it. The child doesn’t have to be damaged for sex with a minor to be criminal.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

nah

Uh, no. Not everyone can act. Don’t insult those of us who are trained and trying to make it in this business.

Man, you people are being brutal to someone who says he used to delivery pizza in the 90s. Either fucking put on your glasses or slow the fuck down when you read.

Mr. Martin, FFS, stop reading Gawker and go write something.

Yeah but what if he doesn’t have any pages, and never did.

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

Uh oh. Cookie Monster eats veggies now- that mean that dick is a “sometimes food” now?

I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.

I’ve heard it argued that The Bomb helped to solve a very important socio-political problem of the late 1930’s-1945.

Also, don’t buy bicycles, roller skates, sleds, ATV’s, motorcycles, automobiles, airplanes, go carts, boats, jet skis.

yeah, it’s not like they know more than a bunch of people commenting on a blog or anything.

We should care what they think because it directly impacts the “service” they provide.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”