Parachute, poorly faked death.

They don’t believe in any government regulation of basically any corporate action, from insider trading to discriminatory practices to drilling for oil. They’re pretty far from the Democrats on a great many issues, many of which have been declared the very most important issue facing us as a country (regulating Wall…

Its absolutely shocking that 50% of the people in the US are below average in intelligence! Talk about failing schools! We should look into what they are doing in the Lake Wobegone school district, where all the children are above average.

GOD DAMMIT THAT’S BECAUSE AUTISM PRESENTS AROUND THE SAME TIME AS VACCINES ARE RECOMMENDED WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

Then I’ll have SeaWorld install a park in the White House backyard, because it’s a disaster that no U.S. president has ever owned a whale. NEVER. Crazy.

Who gives a shit? Why should she debate Sanders? He lost. It’s over. Should she debate Lincoln Chaffee too?

She refused a debate with Bernie because she’s ready to move on to Trump. for Bernie to entertain this idea without her, shows how delusional, clueless, and arrogant he is. There isn’t debate without Hillary as bold as his ideas are.

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

Sure, because everyone’s going to flock to watch the 285 football player who knocked everyone else down by mile 2, to see him trot across the line 6 hours later.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

Cosmic sturgeonery?

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

They don’t call you Jim the Cathedral Builder, do they?

We don’t require damage for there to be a crime. DWI is criminal if you’re caught, you don’t have to hit anyone to go to jail for it. The child doesn’t have to be damaged for sex with a minor to be criminal.