Preeeetty ashamed of the students at my alma mater for this one.

All the jaunty little feet in that pic make it look like it’s a MUSICAL about stealing jorts!

ONE. He is ONE year older than her eldest son.

Ha, that’s hardly showing their “fair and balanced” side. Taking someone down for not seeing every A-rab country as the greatest threat to our national security ever countenanced?

F THAT!

Rumor has it, the island can only be reached by taking Oceanic flight 815.

but did the ewok's vote to have the shield generator put there? It's only part of the empire because the empire said so.

The empire put the shield generators on Endor in the first place!

agriculture actually accounts for 77% of freshwater use!

this is the ONLY real solution to this problem.

but for it to rewind beyond prior to present day (or, I guess, prior to the day it was discovered) it'd have to be moving away at faster than the speed of light, right?

Maybe have people check a box that acknowledges they may have to sit next to someone of the opposite sex. Plane travel isn't mandatory. If you don't like it, GTFO.

finally! A technology that combines the horrid of nuclear war with the poor safety record of trains!

did you comment on the wrong comment? They said the article was good because she didn't talk about her life. Please try again.

you need to never see that doctor again. Ever.

I mean, this kid is boned for the rest of his life, right? Any potential boss would find this article in a 5-second google search.

Alaska makes sense. It's hella far away, is a fairly heavy drinking state, and levies both a state level and local level booze tax that is 3rd highest in the US.

Haters. Gonna. Hate.

"unfotunate" and "unjustified" do not mean the same thing.

oof. Seriously, dude. Just admit you made a mistake. You're embarrassing yourself.