I don't know how I missed that earlier. Thanks.
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That song will always be Emma Thompson Hiding In The Bedroom Crying Because She Didn’t Get The Necklace to me:
I really hated that story and the authors masturbatory use of italics.
Damn, that is a good (but terrifying) one. 10/10 good dog.
Follow up: just now, thinking about this story, I went to look at the registry of deeds for the town I grew up in. They’ve got everything digitized now, so I was able to look up the closing paperwork for the house. There, my parents both signed, as did a notary, but the witness section?
Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl.
Wow love how quickly people read this frank discussion of how the economics of Hollywood disenfranchise women, and went; “Fuck her she said a mean thing about Faye Dunaway.”
“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing”
I feel like after reading that blind item about Meghan Markle that I don’t have an accurate understanding of what “yachting” is.
Because Jez has decided to hate Taylor so she’s not allowed to enjoy anything in life, not even a healthy relationship, professional success, and her damn birthday.
I don’t care for Taylor Swift’s music but if you’re going to claim she used feminism to make herself famous and rich you should probably throw in that she also used her song writing skills to create music that appeals to millions, marketing skills that keep her in the headlines, and from what I read, artistic and…
If they have a huge royal wedding I hope they DON”T invite trump and he has a twitter tantrum about it and sulks for days, delicious!
pretty sure Harry will want children. He’s been saying it for years. He loves kids.
It’s the small things in life, ya? I wonder, will she wear a dress like Pippa? More importantly, what will he wear? Since there’s plenty of little heirs to the throne now, does that mean they won’t have to breed? If they don’t spawn, will they adopt America and become the Duke and Duchess of the Russian satellite?
HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!! I need a royal wedding to look forward to in this horrible world! Won’t you people think of ME and MY needs?!
YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…
Meghan Markle is, of course, radiant without any sort of embellishment.