It winds up on the windshield with the rest of the bugs.

A carcentric blog site telling you to stay home, lock yourself up and not drive your car.

But AOC says we should boycott and not return to work, and she's a genius. Right?

Dude, you’re on the Root. It’s like Stormfront for blacks.

You poor humorless sod.

Next time, if you need help.

Next time, if you need help.

As far as the Cheesecake Factory employee goes.

“Hey, everybody is dead but me, I must be immune.”

Great idea.

Wash your hands before putting on the gloves.

Tesla cars seem to run on equal parts of electricity and bullshit.

Just who does that jap think he is?

So, he had a Tokyo Breakfast moment then.

That was...

That's true.

Thanks, Nationwide.

Yes, call your bank. Contrary to what many people believe, the last thing the bank wants is your house. They’re not going to forclose if you miss one payment. But they will want to hear from you.

If this was China, you would just eat 'em.

I would add that you should wash your hands BEFORE taking the mask off in addition to afterwards. Only put clean hands in the vicinity of your face. Always.

Where's the trailers, bitches?