My fridge is growing cultures that may wind up saving humankind.

My fridge is growing cultures that may wind up saving humankind.

Auto sales are down.

That's actually pretty awesome.

What is this sorcery? Burn the witch, says I.

Gotta keep them cool, might need them for meal down the line.

Click bait gonna click bait.

It's called culling the herd.

The world is ending and you're not allowed to have fun. 

Thanks, China.

Go to the drugstore and get a burner.

Looks good on CNN.

Hell, in my town, all the hookers and homeless people on the exit ramps wave at me no matter what I'm driving. I feel so the same.

We have a long, tall, north-south bridge in town. In wintry windy weather, I stayed away from the outside lanes, when crossing in my 4Runner. There were times when it felt like you were going right over the guard rail.

Ah, a perfect daily diver.

The more money you pump into any program such as what they want, the more bums you’ll get living on the street. Then you’ll need more money. And more money.

It’s OK because Nazis are killing people.

I would comment, but probably would get banned.

Hopefully this ingenious device launches the little buggar into a kennel full of pitbulls.

Usually, the squirrels I see get hit by cars need to have their heart (and other assorted organs) pushed back inside before CPR can even be started.

It would have to be some kind of hyper-velocity kinetic round in order to cover those kind of distances because...