Are you claustrophobic? Because there's not much room in that coffin. Just put that thought in your head and take the shot.

Don't be such a crybaby. Read a little history to pass the time. You know, there are two other branches of government for a reason.

“Remember: Always Double The Sauce.”

Use the label technique. If your label is gone, time for new sheets. Especially if you can read the newspaper through them.

Mix 1 ounce of the pretend meat with 15 ounces of ground beef. You'll be just fine. 

Exactly.

I follow and care about the Obama's as much as they do me. 

This∆∆∆∆ So Much.

Treats the answer is always...treats.

Buying kids bikes is like buying them shoes or pants. Very tricky. You don’t really want to be buying one every six months. 

Of course you'll be more safe. But it's summertime and those level IV biohazard suits are going to get quite warm.

Umm, they're pretty close to being the same. Regret is like the past tense of guilt. Sorta.

They make pretty good stuff. This is a decent price.

They make pretty good stuff. This is a decent price.

If you're using rain as a metaphor for shit, than you are very, very correct.

It's not?

Thanks for all the great comments.

All lives matter. Equally.

Children are cruel. That's the reality.

Yes, they really should just design a new station wagon ( or whatever their popular name is these days) maybe even with a manual in it. I'm sure they'd sell a dozen, maybe more. Dream on folks.

Racism. A word used so often today, to describe so much, then something like this comes along and, somehow, I feel less than it seems that I should.