I hope you're not in a leadership position. 

Maybe one. Not all.

Cory Booker is whiter than I am.

To me, the look certainly isn't dated.

Squeak.

You're a frightened mouse. Go have some cheese.

To bad he's correct. But go ahead and perpetuate the propaganda.

I always have some in the glove box. No explosions so far. They might degrade over time.

You mean his neck cancer?

I wear my mask and carry hand sanitizer in the car (and use it) and probably will for the rest of the year, but I’m not spending my summer cowering in the basement. 

John Prime's music has aged better than he did.

Not bad. You could nitpick it. But if he lived in town here, I’d write him a check.

One man’s facts are another man’s conspiracy.

Yeah, my bad, I was referring to the core o/s.

Don't even try to over complicate cast iron. It's the most basic tool in the kitchen. Honestly, if you need to over think it, just go buy some Teflon pots and pans. They're like a flat top with a handle. And kitchens do not obsess about their flat tops.

Yeah, call your primary care doctor and leave a voice mail. Then wrap yourself in a sheet and wait for the coroner.

If your Android device is more than two years old. (the device/model. Not how long you’ve owned it)

Putting fat tires on a bike doesn't make it a mountain/trail bike. As long as you realize this you'll be fine. 

Alas, not compatible with my lowly Android 7.0

Voted crack pipe solely because of the blacked out wheels. I hate blacked out wheels. Might as well slap a set of steelies on it. FFS.