It gets even worse!!

For fucks sake, I had less angst as a 16 year old. Kill it with fire.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

For me, it’s because she seems to be the personification of the phrase “born on third base and thought she hit a triple.”

I think Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have been dating for a while? I’m fairly sure it’s been covered in Jezebel previously? But I also get that it’s so boring white people on boring white people that it has an amnesiac effect.

Of course the sad part is, it’s hardly a parody (but I did laugh). 

In what world is Bella Hadid only 21. She looks like a grown ass woman. I think she’s beautiful, but I also think she looks like a hot divorcee with a young child at home in that pic. 

Jesus WEPT, this stupid broad...... Get your shit together and have a half-ounce of self-awareness. Miss me with that “I didn’t think anybody would be offended” bullshit after you chose deliberately offensive words.

As a woman who wears a 36H bra, I feel this article. It’s always so fun to find out that something you have no control over is considered “unfashionable.”

Setting aside that’s Britney should pay what she rightfully owes (don’t know, not privy to her finances), why does he get to claim that it’s ‘hard to find work as a dancer’ as a legitimate excuse not to be gainfully employed? Well, find another line of work, sir.

Jonah Hill, some one already mentioned his punchable face, I also hate him in most of his roles and him being in a movie is usually a sure sign that movie sucks.

This might make me very unpopular, but Kristin Wiig. I feel like she’d be a very sly mean girl in person (the “It’s so cool that you don’t care whether boys think you’re hot” type), and I don’t fully understand the appeal of her comedy. I also wanted to slap her character a lot in Bridesmaids.

A few years back I was invited to a sluts and vicars costume party for Halloween. I was in need of of dog collar ( the sort that dogs wear) and a leash so decided to go to Pet City to purchase one. I tried a few on instore because wasn't sure if I would be small or medium for the collar. Whilst I had one on the…

I’m so confused why rich young people these days want to look like 80s rednecks.

They both look like they splurged for the double-wide. I’m not sure if his Joe Dirt impersonation is being worn by her as an accessory, bringing her into the trailer park, or if she was trailer park to begin with. Mostly because I’m old and have no idea who she is.

Wtf. How the fuck is he not a registered sex offender??? This is rage inducing.

Film reimagining: A 12 hour period wherein women get revenge on the men who hurt them and they won’t be charged for it: the purge

Here’s a little bit of info about Kavanaugh’s “alleged” co-attacker, Mark Judge, from the Washington Post. Apparently, he really loves Noel Coward and domestic violence:

“The Duchess of Sussex continues to be the cool one; Kate could maybe step it up.”

They determined she would have survived had she received timely medical intervention, which could not reach her because of the storm.