“staying fit” “put together” “takes care of themselves” “practices self care” are somehow all dude speak for “no fatties” in dating apps and ads. Only one of them makes any sort of sense to what they actually mean.

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

Dear god society is becoming dumber by the second (not like I needed to point this out).

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.

My first reaction was to feel a little sorry for whoever thought this was a good idea.

My second thought was how great it would be to have a Target in that location. I have a feeling that’s how a lot of the residents are feeling, but they would never, ever admit it. It’s too important to look cool. Hopefully they can…

I know New Yorkonians like to find reasons to get their panties in a wad, but these are folks who never stepped foot in CBGB and probably couldn’t pick a Ramone out of a lineup.

So am I the only one who thinks that’s kind of cute and clever? I mean, deplorable seems a bit harsh. 

What do you talk about with a lover whomst is 17 years your junior? What do these dates look like? Is he like, “Tell me about rotary phones, Heid” and “How did you find your way here from Germany without Google Maps?”

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

of all the pictures i’ve ever seen of jennifer lawrence, this is, by far, the most recent.

The top is lovely, but the jeans are too mumsy and the shoes are uglier than homemade soup.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

does anyone else ever wonder if, had you come across a cult leader / recruiter, that you’d fall victim to them? like i like to think i’m level-headed and can see through bullshit, but i also know how vulnerable i’ve been through certain stages of my life — and i dunno, maybe they could’ve sold me on their stuff during…

We really don’t. It might be random. Apparently they found no history of any racially motivated crimes or connections when they checked up on this dude.

This your first time Interneting?

Yeah that’s just too rational, better to just burn it with fire before it can reach its second form.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

This just makes me think you don’t have any idea what’s appropriate behavior for a father towards his daughter.

The entire maternal side of Meghan’s family seems to be managing just fine without turning into a salty, thirsty, embarrassing hot mess.

Why would you ever EVER need to give a reason why you were prescribed certain medications with a valid prescription?! That is between you and your doctor, period. Isn’t that what HIPPA laws are for??? And then to continue to deny after the doctor personally calls it in. That’s another level of dick right there.