That Vogue paragraph is a straight-up mess. I honestly don’t know what it’s trying to say.

Eh, I like it. They’re kind of superhumanly good at improv— REGULAR improv is terrible (hot takes r us!), so the fact that it’s amusing is kind of a huge feat.

There is no wrong way to feed your kid!

Maybe tell your friend that humans have “only” been watching documentaries for 96 years and that’s why most human brains cannot process documentaries in a critical and intelligent manner?

I met him when I worked at the hospital he was fired from, where he “generated the evidence” for his claims. He was a stuck up twat who actually said to a colleague who had vaccinated her kids, that she’d regret it as they’d definitely develop autism. He is too proud and deluded to admit he was wrong (as the other…

Now now, let’s not be too hasty. I think it’s important to read up on the science:

Ha! Yes I put her right into the circle that includes Jenny McCarthy (and idiot spouse), Charlie Sheen, Danny Masterson, Juliette Lewis, DONALD TRUMP, Kirstie Alley. These people are not credible - a lot of them are Scientologists, which should give everyone pause.

Our nation’s Strategic White Female Celebrity Reserve has been contaminated with woo woo and hokum for quite some time now, so it’s not really shocking that one of them is now literally humping pseudoscience.

She also takes ground up rhino horn, so she is a wacko and a terrible person.

Ultimately, I’m not surprised. Elle has been into weird “wellness” stuff for years. She tests the pH of her urine (no idea why). And of course, Wakefield is just chasing the $$$. He was planning on offering a “safe” alternative vaccine before his “research” got debunked.

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

Is there a specific sector of the banking industry called “Bored Rich White Lady Ridiculous Business Loan Department”?

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…

Oh, not the Yo I was thinking of. 

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

Uh, maybe don’t post every god damn thing that happens in your life on social media if you don’t want people commenting on it. It’s fucking creepy how people post everything from their meals to their positive pregnancy pee sticks to their dead dogs to themselves crying over a death that occurred 5 minutes ago.

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

Ya do stupid shit when you’re stupid in love.

And I doubt this would happen in this case, but you don’t want to end up in a Frances Bean Cobain sitch if things don’t end well. 

If someone has killed multiple babies due to their addictions, whether you find them sympathetic or not, they don’t deserve and are not capable of living in free society.