Yeah, some 3 year olds are traumatized by divorce alone, this kid who just shot pregnant mama and is now in CPS separated from only caregivers they have ever had will be A-Ok according to you. Whew!

That story proves he was never a safe gun owner. Because that’s not a mistake you can possibly make if you are a safe gun owner. What a fucking idiot.

Maternity wards should just give out badges to men that they can flash people to show they’re legit

“Tamin will receive sentencing in October.”

I’d like to buy a vowel.

I posted elsewhere but not sure if I’ll get out of the grey so I’ll clarify here as well: this isn’t Coachella. This is the Glendale Americana. These kids are having a fight at an upscale outdoor mall, next to the elevators by a Forever 21, an Apple Store, and a Sprinkles. Which is a very teen girl place to have a…

I’m almost Team Barbie, except, These Heaux? Everyone knows it should be Theze Heaux. She’s dead to me now.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

“Melania and I join the Nation in celebrating the death of Barbara Bush”

I kind of want Trump to make some huge flashy statement only to have the entire remaining Bush clan give him the collective finger.

Aw man, Night Court was great and 65 seems too young. :(

Cool story time! Leonardo was has been friends with his new girlfriend’s family for over a decade. So since she was ten, at the most.

His dad sold him. Of course he prefers wolves.

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.

I’m sad he didn’t show up, because there will be no court drawing of him openly weeping. Also, fuck this guy right to hell. What an asshole. I hope he’s paying this out the rest of his life.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

Who already has a one year old son with an ex-girlfriend. Doesn’t sound like a solid choice for a long-term partner.