His victim will serve a life sentence of depression and anxiety.

What I hate too is that HE sued her! She didn’t even press charges, it was just relayed to his bosses and he sues her

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

Miller is claiming that his wife is delighted to welcome his son into the world and into the family? I love it how he’s using his wife and kids as a shield. Really classy, guy. Family values man, all the way.

Some 19-year old associate who thought he was being funny is definitely being fired, if it hasn’t already happened.

Here’s the whole quote frrom a similar article on Uproxx:

It might be tart, but I think it’s a fairly level-headed response, especially after the “I wouldn’t put her in that awkward position” comment.

She’s Performing With Lackluster and No Fucks Given

Seriously, 9 is an EXTREMELY reasonable time to begin construction.

I wonder why she bothers with choreography at all.

What the fuck is wrong with her? If my neighbors wait until 9 a.m. to start construction on any given day, I feel like sending them a goddamn fruit basket for the courtesy. It’s pretty decent to wait until most people are either at, or on their way to work.

Exactly. It’s not the dog’s fault, Justin needs to get his ass home or do something about the barking.

Why would you side against someone complaining about a barking dog? Being rescued doesn’t make them any less noisy. The person wanting to rescue animals should do so without leaving the pet unsupervised and disturbing neighbors who didn’t sign up for that.

No need for quotation marks, she is a judge. And did JJ kick your dying grandmother or something?

This morning I made a list of all the things I could think of that make me happy. I just realized that I need to go back and add Judge Judy. Watching Judge Judy is one of my favorite goddamn activities.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

First off, I know this will be an unpopular opinion, so hold on to your butts.