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I’ve been exercising and trying to include more fruits and vegetables in my diet because I noticed it makes me feel better. I noticed my body is growing stronger and I can do more. I went from not being able to do a plank at all to doing one for 15 seconds. Focusing on weight made me feel discouraged. Focusing on…

It’s like dudes who learned to say “I want a girl who takes care of herself” instead of “no fatties” in their dating profiles. The sickness is still there, but it has a better PR spin now.

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

The extent of her rooster knowledge appears to be gleaned from Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

Truth. I can’t tell you how many chicken dinners I had as a kid because my dad walked in with a dead chicken, muttering under his breath and asking for a bandaid. Fastest way to get cooked is to attack the farmer.

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.

I don’t know how to I their venom is compared too say, a water moccasin or a Timber rattler, but Copperheads are nasty motherfuckers that will just as soon bite you as look at you. Because of this they are VERY dangerous.

That’s entirely false. Copperheads are very willing to bite. Every snake fact site in the world will tell you.

I’m generally a pacifist but I grew up in copperhead country and Mrs. Newby has exactly the right idea for a mess of snakes under your house. Because when it starts to get cool outside wanna guess where they are going? Into your house. And that’s a whole lotta hell no.

I’m a sicko lib as much as anyone here, but I feel like people in rural areas who own shotguns for exactly this kind of scenario shouldn’t be targets in conversations about gun control. It’s just kinda weird to me that dudes (real talk) who own a bunch of AR-15s and what-the-fuck-ever are treated as the same political…

Well I mean that’s great but I guess you’ve never been to small town Oklahoma. Looks like she lives in Lequire, OK. Population 123. And she’s 72. Just let her be a great Okie

Um, I love animals. I love all animals. But if you’ve got copperheads under your house, animals you love start dying unless they die first. Nature is a brutal thing. 99% of snakes I wouldn’t touch - lots of snakes take care of rats and such and do so without harm to most things. But copperheads in your yard/home need…

This is a 72 year old woman and these are very venomous snakes infesting her house. If she accidentally stepped on one or got too close and spooked one to the point where it bit her, she could easily die. Copperheads are not threatened or endangered, in fact they’re classified under “Least Concern.”

Copperheads are exceedingly dangerous, and a nest of them under a residence is a situation that more than justifies their extermination. That’s all there is to that.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

I doubt it was all that over-the-top. She probably started with the shotgun and used the long tools to make sure the job was done at distance. With copperheads, you don’t stop until they’re dead twice.

Normally I’d agree, but if I found out about a nest of snakes living under my house I’m not certain I wouldn’t just surrender the property to them. Her method is at least more economical than mine.