It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

In over 50 years of flying and gun ownership I have NEVER accidentally shown up to the airport with a gun.

Just different types of avocado toast bankrupting the youth of this generation.

I used to be an ER nurse at the hospital where most of these kids are transported. This has been going on for years. The day that the summer concert schedules come out, nurses race to put in vacation time for certain shows, OR they race to sign up to work certain shifts. Dave Matthews shows were the most infamous. I…

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start…

In addition to Chance, the lineup included Kyle, PnB Rock, and ANoyd.

We rub them belt buckles ‘til they shine like chrome

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

Houston is the most racially diverse city in the US.

Not really. In complete opposite of the US, where you have no state religion but push Christianity like hell, we have a state religion but making sure workplaces are largely secular is very popular so the banning of all iconography is designed to make sure no religion is being promoted and no one feels pressured to be…

I work in affordable housing, which includes managing construction of units. The regulation hoops you have to jump through to build and construct things, along with dealing with city and county inspectors is pretty complex and there are consequences if you don’t follow them. So this is complete and utter BULLSHIT that…

“This house will last forever.”

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

He’s on Social Security due to his IQ and she not working either and they only have a home due to the parents of the father.

On one hand, that’s fucked up. On the other hand, if you don’t have the mental faculties to realize that you’re pregnant, maybe you shouldn’t be raising a kid?

She’s a criminal (who was caught committing a crime while on probation for having committed another crime, by the way). She should be subject to the consequences of her crimes. Nothing you wrote changes that.

“Payne is currently being held without bond in the DeKalb County Jail.”

This is Vogue. No look counts until a white person does it.