So.... at what point are we going to be retching at the LaFiero? A year maybe?

But the awesome thing is he didn't know that. He just really wanted to give the fans a good show.

And sometimes they do it on purpose, for the fans.

Love that it's a five door as well.

You know, I find it really weird to rag on the Countryman and Pacer in comparison to the rest of MINI’s range and the repetitiveness of it on Jalopnik is getting really really boring. Yes they’re pretentious, bloated little things, but show me a crossover that isn’t? Using the MINI hatchback as a yardstick for a small…

YES. They looked totally amazing.

Exactly. I have to say those headlights would stop me from buying this car. They totally, totally ruin the looks for me.

King Radical laughs at your attempt.

Subaru, stop fucking around and give us the new WRX already!

I got given a book once called Crap Cars, which features amongst its pages this car. As well as the Pulsar, there is also the Porsche 924, Cadilac ETC, Volvo 262C, Chrysler Imperial, Subaru XT, Pontiac Fiero, Dodge Dakota Convertible, Suzuki Samurai, Renault 5, Pontiac Aztek, Dodge Rampage and it'd proudly own each…

Hasn't the whole Ford deciding it was cheaper to pay for lawsuits than a recall on the Pinto been debunked as total bullshit time and again? Not the whole exploding rear end, but the fix or lack thereof itself?

And the most interesting thing about the Chicken tax? That is was so named as West Germany imposed a high tariff on imported chickens and the utility vehicle import duty was created in responce to it.

I seem to remember a Jalopnik staffer having to tear a Jag's console apart to release an electronic parking brake after the battery died. So, so stupid.

I'd be interested to know why Seat think a three door mid size hatch is profiabtle for them (seeing as how this third-gen is the first Leon to do so) when Ford don't with the Focus. Especially considering VW are mulling over the possibility of pulling the plug on the whole brand. That'd be a shame, but Seat haven't…