When police arrived, Mason accused them of teaching Al-Qaeda to fly planes, and said he would call the White House and have them lose their jobs.

“Our owner wears short sleeve dress shirts with ties”

Your zoom must be incredible. I can’t see your dick anywhere.

It looks like a giant Roomba...which is appropriate because..they...suck

Gambling, great food, 24 hour partying, beautiful hotels, luxury shopping. But yes, there are a bunch of margarita-swilling assholes too.

So is everyone on Kinja getting massive follows from blogs or what? In other words, should I feel special? What do I have to do now to get banned?

Just Sin Baby!

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

I worked in an NFL front office for a spell (as a total lackey, this is not a humblebrag) and yes. When 90+% of your revenues are guaranteed for the year no matter what you do during said year, it’s not exactly a breeding ground for business excellence.

The Chargers’ side is getting plenty of support on Yahoo comment sections.

I am constantly amazed at the lack of professionalism many “professional” people display. The front offices of sports teams in particular seem to be a breeding ground for this type of “professional”.

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in:

Again, you just irrationally assume the player is in the wrong, and then you come up with some unsupported reason to justify it.

“I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.”

No. I don’t know anything about NFL contracts or contract negotiations either, so I have no opinion one way or another.

I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

“I know absolutely nothing about this whatsoever, but I’m going to share my dumb and groundless opinion online, anyways.”

Fun fact: the original revenue estimates were based on projections from the companies that make the games. So, no conflict of interest there :/

Reminds me of the thyme I got in a homophonic email fight