That is a myth.

still safer than verruckt

*laughs in New Zealand* I for one am really looking forward to Season 2 of The Orange Clown Show.  Imagine what hijinks we will be entertained with next!

Hold on there, in jail he’ll be with other men, not unarmed women.  Big difference.

In fairness, we all sorta thought it’d be children

All. Conservative. Accusations. Are. Confessions.

Now I have tennis elbow.

Yeah but Clarence Thomas insists we need to be “consistent with the Nation’s historical tradition” of carrying muskets, dying of tuberculosis, and shitting in holes in the ground.

He can have a musket cause the Founders didn't envision guns beyond that. 

Breathe

Musk is a Putin boot-licker.

Lol @ the greys “ He wasn’t even there that day!”

Your first mistake was unwrapping the sandwich. You must wrap the sandwich more tightly in the wax paper like a burrito and leave it in the open bag, which you also wrap around it, specifically on the bottom.

I’m sure Trump will come by in his Trumpcopter and break him out of jail!

“they need to have SOMETHING to attract students!”

Evangelicals are concerned he’s part of the SCDL Caucus (South Carolina Down Low).

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

“So again we’re back to people outside of Detroit sh*tting on a city they know nothing about... ;)“

As one story goes, Greek immigrants passing through New York and its famed Coney Island, appropriated the Coney Island name for their Coney dog version.

The Boston cooler was named after the soda fountain that was located at Boston Boulevard in Detroit.

So Detroiters name their hot dog creations after Coney Island and their drinks after Boston.  They must really hate being in Detroit.