“They started is” is not how you treat your nation’s own war crimes if you want to keep claiming the moral highground of a war.

Please Universe, let that big ugly flashing X sign on top of Twitter, held down by sand bags, be blown over right as Elon exits the building and falls on him and no one else. 

Do you want more reality tv reviews? Because that's how you get reality tv reviews. 

Of course none of them are within 500 yards of a school.

They’re doing the very, very least because more than that would get them kicked out the party and clearly they don’t have the self respect necessary to break from those nasty nazis in the first place.

I’d love to know what Barbie could have done to actually win these guys over, just as an experiment.

Ron DeSantis is probably going to try and have this report banned and the Moms for Liberty asking for any manatee watching to be made off limits...cause that’s how they roll down here in Florida.

Evidence at all would be nice.

I’d argue the defense contractor community is eating this up, as it provides diversion and obfuscation of their own projects.

Down 3.5%! Holy shit, might as well shut the whole thing down!

For the slow kids in the back:

Having a high level job title or years of experience in a field doesn’t make you immune to being a nutjob.

The surest way I know this is all bullshit is that there is absolutely no fucking way in hell that Trump found out there’s aliens and didn’t immediately go tell Newsmax.

Short version:

As a horse owner, I see nothing off here.

You’re in the pocket of Big Peanut aka The Illuminutti. 

A few months ago Mrs. F. and I were grocery shopping and I picked up Jif smooth. Mrs. F. is a fan too.

I assume everything on Temu is shit, right? I get ads for them aggressively and the prices seem way too low for what they are selling. 

I innocently happened upon temu.com, an internet vortex into which I was rapturously sucked, only to find myself 3 days later starved and stripped naked with my credit cards strewn across the shag carpeting.

comments like this are why articles like this never stop getting published