If DeSantis had one-hundredth of Christian Bale’s charisma, we’d all be in trouble.

This morning’s news featured a brief piece on a supposedly popular southern sandwich: A pineapple ring on white bread with mayo. I just can’t...

He’s 3" taller than Cavill, but go off.

They knew exactly what they were doing with that title. 

vomiting and laxatives to get it out as quick as possible while absorbing the least of it they can

Anywhere?

Not hard to imagine, as we have examples. For example, the black woman who fired a warning shot (hitting no one) and got 20 years in prison.

Conservatives are by-and-large deeply stupid people. Profoundly stupid. Satire requires a kind of content literacy most of them lack — I don’t just mean the ability to read (though there’s that too) but the ability to consume information, think critically, place things in the context of reality, and so forth. It’s…

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There is, apparently, such a thing as *too* goyischen to put on a bagel.

I see that Steven Spielberg’s spin machine has successfully rewritten history. Laying this solely at the feet of Landis is exactly what Spielberg wants; nobody seems to consider that the wholesome Oscar winner could have any blood on his hands.

As usual, Michael Harriot has the history of this monster:

Drugs are a helluva drug.

So he is just another conservative bro beating his trad wife and libertarian-ing himself into a crypto scam. Dime a dozen MAGAs. 

Motherfucker, you sold dope. 

All the Home Improvement kid actors had names that sound like 19th century presidents.

“I don’t know what happens when people get corrupted,” says former drug trafficker Tim Allen.

I suspect their gender has more to do with these attacks than their ethnic heritage, not that I have any special insight into them. Creepy though. Maybe these venues need to revise their concert security. Should not be THAT difficult to protect the one person that is the most likely focus of some crazy person

The party of “decorum”.