France is going to need bigger vests.

“CosMc’s is a small-format concept with all the DNA of McDonald’s but its own unique personality,”

Know your worth and don’t budge on principle. Good advice.

RHRy?

“What monster did this!?” - Me, a NYer

60% more carrageenan, transglutaminase and powdered dextrose?

You ready for the Terry’s? LOL!

“Ladies, they no like’a sexual harrasment in NYC. So I go to small Mid-West town where reports from distraught women are ignored by local authorities because it’s considered ‘Good Ol’ Horsin’s Around.’ Also, I make friends with the sheriff and deputies, so when I say ‘Fishmonger’ and they know what I really mean.”

Military base PX and rich neighborhoods have the best produce.

That’s how one looks after consuming a years worth of nuggets. Round body, bulging, thyroidal eyes and greasy complexion.

I toast flour in a small pan on the stove top, add Better Than Bouillon™ and some water. Use a whisk mix out the small lumps. Done.

*Except in the center of the country where schlocky and mawkish gifts are still common place (looking at you Bucky’s).

Are you from Reddit?

Americans don’t eat greens. They eat ranch on well done, grey steaks.

Es, verdad. $179

Starting wages at Raising Cane’s is $14.00/hr.
If you wanted to be a billionaire on those wages - for actual work - it would take roughly 34,483 years to catch up to the CEO’s net worth.
So no. No one works for a billion dollars. You make other people bring you the money while paying them $14.00/hr to sling mediocre…

“(Their Facebook group currently has 71,000 members.)“

Wow, they were able to capture 0.0612068966% of the 117 million person dating market and make it big? I guess it’s time to start a dating scam for Flat Earthers and anti-vaxxers. I think I can at least get a whole 1.5% market share.

But, does he wear a prosthetic nose?

“Hollywood hand jobs never get old.” - Oscar judges

Good. I can’t stand Superman.