“But how else can we have repeated sex with, and be around a woman without the rest of the cult members GOP and voters questioning our morals?” - Some old guys

Old man divorces old lady. Old Lady gets old man’s money. Old lady then gets a young man. Young man spends old man’s money via old lady.

FLAVA FLAV!

Like the old days before freezers, planes and corporate agriculture.

During the pandemic I saw servers and kitchen workers wearing masks - which made me think about all the times they weren’t - handling and breathing over my food. Good to see more Americans having continued to wear a mask in public.

Americans will eat anything as long as it’s coated in saccharine.
Thus, Taylor Swift’s popularity.

(Also great rage bait Danny. I love how you’re pissing off everyone in the comments. Bravo! Good comedy. Can’t wait for your Easter bit.)

Laws apply to poor people, not candidates with money. Especially when the law is run by the same types that would fund and promote a candidate who disseminates someone else having sex to win an election.

They choose them by height and rim size so they can be filled quickly in the bathroom sink or with a garden hose out back.

True.

We’ll all be eating bug burgers when the war is in its 3rd year and global shipping comes to a halt.

Golden Coral quality varies by location but it’s pretty decent. Mine has a huge salad garden, south west foods bar, Asian inspired dishes (like orange chicken, fried rice, wontons), of course steaks, and a sides bar to go with the steaks. Then you have the desert bar which features a nice rotation. It’s usually…

Here’s the link to the map that was buried under other links:

Chinese restaurants around me are serving No.8 spaghetti in place of lo mein noodles. It’s a dark day we live in.

When you’re that pretty, Hollywood execs start inviting you over for “private readings” at their Sonoran Desert retreat.

I expect in a few days to hear Chalamet discuss his tremendous power to control destiny, how he admires L. Ron Hubbard, that it’s OK to always be seen sleeping over at Cruise’s house and how “Leah Remini is ‘entitled to her opinions’ even though Shelly Miscavige is fine - just fine.”

Real quiet in here...

“to work together in developing mass production technology of solid electrolytes”

Brawndo™ it seems. It has electrolytes!

Also, while we’re on the subject, can we talk for a second about how completely unnecessary a 900-mile EV is? Why not use a battery a third of the size to give us something much more affordable with a still-useful 300-mile range? Hauling around a battery you barely even use would just be wasteful.

Right? Guaranteed that guy lives on a small quiet cul-de-sac where nothing ever happens. Their wet-dream fantasy also never includes the other person armed.

He probably ducks when a 2x4 hits the floor in Home Depot.