Imagine being the sewer maintenance person who got woken out of bed to wade in shit to look for a theoretical baby fetus. I’d make sure everyone involved had their wastewater back up or were charged extra.

“I see. Warden! Get me to Florida!”

Here’s a picture of lil’ Ben at the theater after realizing Barbie is about a woman and the theater doesn’t accommodate booster seats.

Daddy didn’t hug them, now they stomp around angry at everyone.

These days it’s Oakley’s and neck gaiters. They just turned the hood upside down.

They’re always doing the LEAST, that’s the problem. Why have we as a society accepted ‘the least’ as a virtue?

Least is a low bar. Which is something I expect from anything coming out of Florida.

Because the ones yelling are pedos too.

I always say one man’s soap box is also his vice.

You get some great data when AF pilots don’t know what’s coming.

What is more likely is Russia fucking with us.

Oh go, we don’t need more hicks.

1.5 billion people in India uprising? 1.2 Billion in China uprising? Have you met an American?

Trump never tells on himself.

Oh shit, it’s Moonites!

PREDICTION:

“But we do know that myocarditis is a side-effect of the vaccine and given everything the so-called experts got wrong during COVID, we shouldn’t condemn anyone who is asking questions as these cases seem to be accelerating.”

What people don’t know is Tom Cruise has his de-aged face being projected from a small device around his neck, onto the drum tight skin of his featureless Xenu form, 24/7. True story.

Sorry Mr. Murphy, TV and film are our greatest source of education in the States. We think all of that shit is real. Now excuse me, I have a 2PM interview with Leonardo and Ken to talk about that cross over teaser.

“2. why is it cold?”

The more likely explanation is it is a free flying jet/electric engine with circular wing design and gyroscopic stabilizer. They just didn’t tell the Airforce in order to gather more raw, “OH SHIT, WHA DAT!” data. LOL.