Fuk dem kidz and fuk those people who bring their dog. That shit needs to go. My steak doesn’t need any more garnish every time your dog feels the need to shake itself and create a cloud of dander.

Cults be like that. Then you get told how to procreate, how to work, what news to watch, what clothes to wear, what to drink, how to talk to sound more like the cult, when to believe, what not to listen to.

“Irish exited my ass out of there”

It’s just ingrained into you.

Per his attorney, he’s not allowed to say. It was one time and lots of coke.

Yo dawg I heard you like cameos. So we put Cameo in your cameo so you can have a piece of the Cod Piece, Man!

LOL!

The “adults” swooning over chicken nuggets and box mac and cheese (I see them noodles) need to sue their parents for neglect.

Also, if Kardi B is a mother and duoed with Ice Spice, wouldn’t the song be a ‘Cardimom and Ice Spice Blend’?

Doubling down on a bad argument is Karen behavior.

Mee-ow.

His split level hair style is an homage to 1950s and 60s split level house popularity. It gives him an art deco- inspired, retro futuristic look.

You know what. Fuck it.

Target chose to keep the half of America that believes the garbage over the relatively small percentage of queer customers, I guess, same as Anheuser-Busch.

With those people every accusation is a confession.

Target doesn’t want to lose their customer base who shops at their store to feel fancy.

Soon...

Or a creepy Pokemon whose only power is masturbation into a rusty tin can.

Matt Berry is already shaped like a brick.

“Because Florida. Now shut the fuck up and smoke your meth out of your Boring Bong.” - Florida

Diagram.

When The Takeout was first established in 2016 as a spinoff of The A.V. Club, we had a firm idea of what we didn’t want to be:

The AV Club?